Dreams come true

If you desire to move forward in life towards fulfillment,
You should not, at any time complain about the obstacles.

To complain of difficulties
Is to betray weakness and lack of faith.
Every obstacle is a golden opportunity for further progress.
Those who transfer obstacles into opportunities are true leaders.
They make dreams come true.

Classic definition & Cool Meanings in new dictionary

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage .
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...

Positive Thought

The greatest handicap -Fear

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The best day - Today

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Hardest thing to do - To begin

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Easiest thing to do - Finding faults

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Most useless asset - Pride

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Most useful asset - Humility

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Most disagreeable person - The complainer

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Great need - Common sense

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Meanest feeling - Regret at another's success

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Best gift - Forgiveness

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The hardest & most painful to accept - Defeat

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The greatest knowledge - Experience

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The greatest thing - LOVE

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The greatest success in the world - PEACE OF MIND

Be Positive

Keep your thoughts Positive,
because your thoughts become your words.


Keep your words Positive,
because your words become your actions.


Keep your actions Positive,
because your actions become your habits.


Keep your habits Positive,
because your habits become your lifestyle.


Keep your lifestyle Positive,
because your lifestyle becomes your destiny.

Have A Super Success Day.....

Friendship

Friendship is a Blessing,
which is still missing,
Friendship is a chain of gold,
which cant be cold,
Friendship is a test ,
which we have to clear,
Friendship is a teacher ,
which tell us to be sincere,
Friendship is a gift,
which is bestowed by God,
Friendship is a treasure,
which have its pleasure,
Friendship is a thing,
which money can not buy,
Friendship is the most valuable thing,
which no one can steal,
Friendship is a programme,
which we have to watch,
SO REMEMBER Friendship is not a Timepass,
but a Relation Forever and Ever.

Positive Thoughts in Life

Too often we don't realize
What we have until it is gone.
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
We hold dearest to our hearts;
And we allow foolish things
To tear our lives apart.

Don't quit when the tide is lowest
For it's just about to turn.
Don't quit your doubts and questions,
For there's something you may learn.

Don't quit when the night is darkest.
For it's just a while until dawn.
Don't quit when you've run the farthest,
For the race is almost won.

Don't quit when the hill is steepest.
For your goal is almost nigh.
Don't quit, for you're not a failure
Until you fail to try.

Far too many times we let
Unimportant things into our minds;
And then it's usually too late
To see what made us blind.

So be sure that you let people know
How much they mean to you.
Take the time to say the words
Before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate
Everything you've got;
And be thankful for the little things
in life that mean a lot.

Thoughts become actions
Actions become habits
Habits become character
and Character becomes destiny

Let anything or every thing go wrong
but keep thinking positively and find
solutions.never give it to negative
thoughts.the seeds of positive thoughts
you will sow will surely
yields a beautiful harvest one day.

THE DOOR OF HAPPINESS
When the door of happiness closes,
another one opens;

but often times we look so long
at the closed door
that we don't see the one
which has been opened for us.

Don't dwell on the past when things go wrong.
Look for the opened doors all around you!

Marvel that is an Engineer

[1] Marvel that is an Engineer - Practical

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway.

[2] Marvel that is an Engineer - Exact

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[3] Marvel that is an Engineer - Discriminative

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

[4] Marvel that is an Engineer - Probing Mind

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

[5] Marvel that is an Engineer - Detailed

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints. "Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer.

The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

[6] Marvel that is an Engineer - Perfectionist

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it is perfect, then expand it and add more features until it breaks.

[7] Marvel that is an Engineer - Values

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

[8] Marvel that is an Engineer - Resilient

Cold of Economy gives them Pneumonia yet they survive and flourish everywhere.