Software Roles in Heaven

Name of the God Roles and Responsibilities
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Brahma >>>>>>>>>> Systems Installation
Vishnu >>>>>>>>>> System Administration and Support
Lakshmi >>>>>>>>>> Finance and Accounts Consultant
Saraswathi >>>>>>>>>> Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva >>>>>>>>>> DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh >>>>>>>>>> Quality Assurance and Documentation
Narada >>>>>>>>>> Data Transfer
Yama >>>>>>>>>> Reorganising and Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta >>>>>>>>>> IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras >>>>>>>>>> Downloadable Viruses
Devas >>>>>>>>>> Mainframe Programmers
Surya >>>>>>>>>> Solaris Administrator
Rakshashas >>>>>>>>>> In House Hackers
Ravan >>>>>>>>>> Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman >>>>>>>>>> Support Software and Backup
Hanuman >>>>>>>>>> Linux/s390
Jatayu >>>>>>>>>> Firewall
Krishna >>>>>>>>>> SDLC (Sudharsan Wheel Development Life Cycle)